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GE FANTASY FOOTBALL AWARDS
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Team |
Points |
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1
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Digital Scammers
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117.8
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2
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FooBall
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123.7
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3
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Shakedown
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161.8
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4
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Gritz Blitz Falcons
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151.9
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5
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Joanne
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145.8
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6
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Dak Knight Rises
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126.3
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7
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Happy
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150.3
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8
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Secret Scammers
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132.6
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9
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TacoCorp
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144.5
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10
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Grande Fantasmas
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134.9
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11
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Willow Run Flyers
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143.4
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12
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FooBall
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134.9
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13
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Willow Run Flyers
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142.0
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14
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Gritz Blitz Falcons
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131.2
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Team |
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Shakedown
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GritzBlitzFalcons
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Dak Knight Rises
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Digital Scammers
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Happy
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Down The Drain
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Willow Run Flyers
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Bane
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Beercats
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Steel City FooBall
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Prestige Worldwide
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Ohio State Buckeyes
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Rimski Raiders
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Old England Patriots
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Rally Possums
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Joanne
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Secret Scammers
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Grande Fantasmas
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TacoCorp
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Baloony Boiz
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Cincinnati Eagles
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Florida Seabreeze
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Transformation Worldwide
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Momball
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Digital Scammers
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Willow Run Flyers
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Baloony Boiz
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Momball
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Beercats
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Cincinnati Eagles
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CHAMP
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Down The Drain
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Florida Seabreeze
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Grande Fantasmas
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GritzBlitzFalcons
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Happy
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Joanne
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Bane
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Ohio State Buckeyes
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Old England Patriots
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Prestige Worldwide
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Rally Possums
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Rimski Raiders
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Secret Scammers
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Shakedown
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Steel City FooBall
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Transformation Worldwide
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TacoCorp
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R-UP
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Dak Knight Rises
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Welcome to the 2023 GE Fantasy Football Leagues Awards Ceremony. Tonight, you’ll meet all the biggest stars of the just completed regular seasons. This will include celebrity owners from both the Brilliant Manufacturing Fantasy Football League and the Edison Works Fantasy Football League. And who know, maybe you’ll see your name on the list of dignitaries we honor tonight.
DIVISION WINNERS
Our first award goes out to the division winners. These teams and owners demonstrated the ability to dominate their division rivals, stomping them into submission with the greatest of ease. Their reward is $20 in prize money to be paid by your humble commissioner whenever he gets around to it.
The Dak Knight Rises, Champion of the Tom Landry Division in the EWFFL - The Dak Knight Rises may be the alpha male of all the division winners. That may not be very PC, considering there is a female in the group, but for cliché sake, I’m gonna go with it. The Dak Knight tie with one other team with the best regular season record at 10-4. And scored more points than that other team.
Digital Scammers, Champions of the Paul Brown Division in the BMFFL - That other team at 10-4 was the Digital Scammers. Considering this team was auto drafted to start the season, this was probably the single greatest coaching job during the season, in your humble commissioners honest opinion.
Shakedown, Champions of the Chuck Noll Division in the EWFFL - The Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde of the league, Shakedown virtually had their division clinched by mid-season. Then they took a little siesta for a month. Did some travelling, maybe went to Lynn, Newark… all the glamorous spots. And are now back to announce their presence with authority in the playoffs.
Gritz Blitz Falcons, Champions of the Vince Lombardi Division in the BMFFL - Spoiler Alert The Falcons were the only team to capture both a division crown and Team of the Year award. Don’t let that prevent you from finishing the article. There’s a lot more to read. But when you get to TOY, you’ll know part of the answer.
Down the Drain, Champions of the Don Shula Division in the EWFFL - Maybe the single bravest, boldest division champion of the lot. Down the Drain went head to head with his boss, winning the division in a tie breaker. May the pride you derive from this championship provide some solace as you work on the lousiest work assignments in the coming year.
Steel City FooBall, Champions of the George Halas - Last but most certainly not least, Steel City FooBall came out on top of a three way tie to win this division. That would make her the big cheese on top of the spaghetti and chili. For you non-Cincinnatians, that’s a Cincinnati chili reference. You can google it.
TEAMS OF THE YEAR
I always consider Team of the Year a major award. I think being the highest scoring team is an accomplishment. And it does not always coincide with record.
Beercats were the overall Team of the Year. Hailing from the EWFFL, the Beercats scored 1534 points in fourteen games. That is an impressive 109.6 points per game.
were the Team of the Year in the BMFFL. They scored 1475 points, or 105.4 points per game. The Falcons were actually third overall, so I’ll give a polite tip of the cap to
Shakedown who was in between.
ALL STARS
I can’t resist. I’m a glutton for punishment. I’m going to have an All Star game in week 17. It will pit the two leagues against one another for a true test of fantasy superiority. Here is how it will work.
The top players from each position are ranked. Obviously most are owned in both leagues (there was on kicker who was a free agent!). So the team with the most points scored during the season gets to put that player for their league. At least until the roster for that league at that position is full. Rosters will be 3 QBs, 4RBs, 5WRs, 2TEs, 2Ks and 1D. Starting lineups will be the same as the regular season, but the flex position will be a third WR.
OK, that ‘nuf splainen. Here are the teams.
| BMFFL All Stars |
BM FFL Team |
Pts |
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Pts |
EWFFL Team |
EWFFL All Stars |
| Jalen Hurst, phi |
Steel City Fooball |
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QB |
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TacoCorp |
Josh Allen, buf |
| Derrick Henry, ten |
Ohio State Buckeyes |
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RB |
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Beercats |
Christian McCaffrey, sf |
| Racheed White, tb |
Ohio State Buckeyes |
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RB |
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Shakedown |
Raheem Mostert, mia |
| Tyreek Hill, mia |
Digital Scammers |
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WR |
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Happy |
Cee Dee Lamb, dal |
| Mike Evans, tb |
Digital Scammers |
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WR |
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Shakedown |
Keenan Allen, lac |
| DJ Moore, chi |
Willow Run Flyers |
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WR |
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Beercats |
AJ Brown, phi |
| Sam LaPorta, det |
Willow Run Flyers |
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TE |
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Dak Knight Rises |
Travis Kelce, kc |
| Brandon Aubry, dal |
Gritz Blitz Falcons |
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K |
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TacoCorp |
Dustin Hopkins, cle |
| Miami Dolphins |
Prestige Worldwide |
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D |
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TacoCorp |
Dustin Hopkins, cle |
| BMFFL Bench |
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Bench |
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EWFFL Bench |
Brock Purdy
Patrick Mahomes
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Flyers
Patriots |
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QB |
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Dak Knight
Beercats |
Dak Prescott
Lamar Jackson
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James Cook
Joe Mixon
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Prestige
Raiders |
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RB |
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Dak Knight
Dak Knight |
Travis Etienne
Kyren William
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Jamar Chase
Stefon Diggs
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Prestige
FooBall |
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WR |
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Bane
Dak Knight |
Deebo Samuel
Amon-Ra St Brown
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TJ Hockenson
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SeaBreeze |
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TE |
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Bane |
George Kittle
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Matt Gay
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D Scammers |
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K |
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Down the Drain |
Justin Tucker
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If a player does not play in week 17, then we’ll go to the bench.
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Article ID: 183
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MONEY MATTERS
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Yeah, I still haven't updated for 2023. :( ..... Updated January 9, 2023
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| Team |
Entry Fee |
Amt Paid |
Owner Owes |
Winnings
(Lg Owes) |
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| Baloony Boiz |
$10 |
$10 |
$10
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$0 |
[11/6/23] No Transactions for 2023 Season |
| Ohio State Buckeyes |
$10 |
$20 |
$0
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$0 |
[1/15/24] 2023 account closed, balance 0
[11/6/23] $20 paid for 2022 and 2023, September 21, 2023 (Venmo) |
| Prestige Worldwide |
$10 |
$0 |
$0
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$0 |
[1/15/24] 2023 account closed, balance 0
[11/6/23] $10 paid on August 23, 2023 (PayPal) |
| GritzBlitzFalcons |
$10 |
$0 |
$0
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$0 |
[1/15/24]2023 account closed, balance 0
Lg paid $70 in prize money for Lg Champ, TOY, Div Champ via PayPal
[12/19/23]Division winner, $25
Team of the Year $10
Total $35
[11/6/23] $10 paid on September 5, 2023 (Venmo) |
| Steel City FooBall |
$10 |
$10 |
$0
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$0 |
[1/15/24] 2023 account closed, balance 0
Lg paid $15 in prize money via PayPal
[12/19/23]Division winner, $25.
Entry fee deducted from prize money.
Net $15
[11/6/23] No Transactions for 2023 Season |
| Grande Fantasmas |
$10 |
$10 |
$0
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$0 |
[1/15/24] 2023 account closed, balance 0
[11/6/23] Commish believes the league is all square with Fantasmas, Patriots and Raiders
includeing 2023 NCAA Tourny and 2023 FFL Entry Fee.
But needs to verify with the owners. |
| Willow Run Flyers |
$10 |
$10 |
$0
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$15 |
[1/15/24] 2023 account closed, Lg owes Flyers $15
[11/6/23] Paid from 2022 winnings.
League owes Flyers $15 in prize money |
| Old England Patriots |
$10 |
$0 |
$0
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$0 |
[1/15/24] 2023 account closed, balance 0
[11/6/23] Commish believes the league is all square with Fantasmas, Patriots and Raiders
includeing 2023 NCAA Tourny and 2023 FFL Entry Fee.
But needs to verify with the owners. |
| Rimski Raiders |
$10 |
$20 |
$0
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$0 |
[1/15/24] 2023 account closed, balance 0
[11/6/23] Commish believes the league is all square with Fantasmas, Patriots and Raiders
includeing 2023 NCAA Tourny and 2023 FFL Entry Fee.
But needs to verify with the owners. |
| Florida Seabreeze |
$10 |
$10 |
$10
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$0 |
[11/6/23] No Transactions for 2023 Season |
| Cincinnati Eagles |
$10 |
$10 |
$0
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$0 |
[1/15/24] 2023 account closed, balance 0
[11/6/23] $10 paid on September 4, 2023 (Venmo) |
| Digital Scammers |
$10 |
$10 |
$0
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$25 |
[1/15/24] 2023 account closed, balance 0
[12/19/23]Division winner, $25
[11/6/23] paid, cash |
| TacoCorp |
$10 |
$10 |
$0
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$0 |
[1/15/24] 2023 account closed, balance 0
[11/6/23] No Transactions for 2023 Season |
| Down The Drain |
$10 |
$10 |
$0
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$0 |
[1/15/24] 2023 account closed, balance 0
Paid $25 cash in office on 1/3/24
[12/19/23]Division winner, $25.
Entry fee deducted from prize money.
Net $15
[11/6/23] No Transactions for 2023 Season |
| Transformation Worldwide |
$10 |
$10 |
$0
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$0 |
[1/15/24] 2023 account closed, balance 0
[11/6/23] $10 Paid October 30, 2023 (Venmo) |
| Happy |
$10 |
$0 |
$10
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$0 |
[1/17/24] 2023 account closed, balance 0
Entry fee paid $10 via Venmo
[11/6/23] No Transactions for 2023 Season |
| Rally Possums |
$10 |
$10 |
$0
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$0 |
[1/15/24] 2023 account closed, balance 0
[11/6/23] $10 Paid August 21, 2023 (PayPal) |
| Dak Knight Rises |
$10 |
$10 |
$0
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$25 |
[1/18/24] 2023 account closed, balance 0
Lg paid $25 prize money via cash at work
[12/19/23]Division winner, $25
[11/6/23] No Transactions for 2023 Season |
| Beercats |
$10 |
$10 |
$0
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$10 |
[1/15/24] 2023 account closed, balance 0
Lg paid $45 in prize money for Lg Champ + TOY
[12/19/23]Team of the Year, $10
[11/14/23] Paid $10 via PayPal on November 7, 2023 |
| Bane |
$10 |
$10 |
$0
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$0 |
[1/15/24] 2023 account closed, balance 0
[12/19/23] $10 paid via PayPal
[11/6/23] No Transactions for 2023 Season |
| Secret Scammers |
$10 |
$10 |
$0
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$0 |
[1/15/24] 2023 account closed, balance 0
[11/6/23] paid, cash |
| Shakedown |
$10 |
$10 |
$0
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$20 |
[1/15/24]2023 account closed, lg owes $20. 25 winnings minus 5 contribution.
[12/19/23]Division winner, $25.
[11/14/23] Made his wife pay his entry fee of $10 via Venmo.
Man Card suspended for 30 days |
| Joanne |
$10 |
$0 |
$10
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$0 |
[1/15/24] 2023 account closed, balance 0
[11/6/23] No Transactions for 2023 Season |
| Momball |
$10 |
$10 |
$0
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$0 |
[1/15/24] 2023 account closed, balance 0
[11/6/23] paid, cash |
Three, no make that four, delightfully easy ways to pay your humble commish...
1. Cold, Hard, CASH. Paying with Cash comes with the honor of meeting your humble commish. You might even get a Thank You!
2. Pay Old School. Send a check made out to David Lamb and mail it to 1192 Emery Ridge Dr, Batavia, OH 45103
3. Preferred Electronic Payment... PayPal. I am davidlamb.015@gmail.com on Pay Pal
4. Less preferred, but still accepted, Electronic Payment... Venmo. I am @David-Lamb-015 on Venmo.
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TFFL PRIZE MONEY
DIVISION WINNER : $100
TEAM OF WEEK : $5 per (14 x $5 = $70)
RUNNER UP : $30
CHAMPION : $200
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BMFFL PRIZE MONEY
DIVISION WINNER : $25
TEAM OF THE YEAR : $10
CHAMPION : $35
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